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2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
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ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..
teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..
call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C
par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..
kyun??
kyunki..
daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
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1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
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Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..
aur kaha k "SURF" de do...
DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..
PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
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RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?
SHYAM - Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani).........;->
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reshma ki jawani
reashma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
ab hogai hai purani .........;->
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...
ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->
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hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte
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hajam ker gae
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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->
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o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
Arz kiya hain
--o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
wa bhai wa
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam
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Sbhe ka khana abhi nahi hua hajam ....;->
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train se yaad aya...
train se yaad aya...
[remembered from train...]
train se yaad aya...
o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
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Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
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How do you tell a rose to go to the mOon ?
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GULAB JA MOON
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whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!
think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!
iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->
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